Racists, lies and blabber.

Today's installment takes us from Drudge Report to Hollywood. From hollywood to green vehicles, to the election in 2012, people seem to be opinionated. Racist too, as it were. But no matter. The comments have been hijacked by traitors and patriots, and that was before I even woke up. In fact, half of today's installment doesnt even require (or warrant) a response. The belief that anyone who disagrees with a far right agenda is some sort of "libtard nazi fascist" permeated through the better half of my afternoon. I find it pretty repugnant that in America, the place where civil dissent got its spotlight, anyone who disagrees with a conservative point of view is somehow "whats wrong with the country." At least in the comments- you know, the last bastion of real Americans. Those people, those patriotic Americans, sitting high and mighty behind anonymous comments made from the trailers and lazyboys across the greatest nation on earth. For those just tuning in, I don't mind if you disagree with my politics, or motives, for that matter. What I have a problem with is people spewing forth hatred, ignorance and racism towards anyone who doesnt subscribe to their philosophy.

So let us begin.  First and foremost.  Norma Jean, whoever you are.  I heart your face.

More to come people, the daytime in America isn't over yet. The sheeple have much more to comment, sooooo-  I figure I'd make some dinner, have a scotch, and then hit the boards again in a few hours.  But don't fret.  There's plenty of posts in the pipeline, plenty of...well, bullshit on the internet. But we've got more, and as soon as I report some people to the secret service for threatening the life of the President and his immediate family, we'll be back in action. 

In the Beginning: The Genesis...of Something

Remember all those times when you were reading something or talking to someone making a complete fool of themselves?  That recent instant, when you were in a heated conversation about something, and you thought of the perfect thing to say, but knew that you'd never talk to that person again if you said it?  Or, maybe you were in the grocery store, and one isle over someone was just shrieking that Barack Obama was a muslim, born in Kenya, whilst thumping their bible and proclaiming the end of the world.  All you could think was: "DAMN!  If I could just punch that crazy asshole in the face and get away with it!"  Well, you know what?  I'm about to do it for you.  Because if no one besides Jon Stewart will step up, lose their PC mindset, and give a counterpoint, I'm just gonna do it myself.  But, in a totally unique and cool way.  Love ya Jon, hit me up.

That's right folks, starting today, I'm going in a completely different direction.  I'm ditching the medicine and picking up a laptop.  But now its not going to be just facebook and pornography.  This time, I'm doing God's work.  Just because I can. 

For the next month, every day, I am going to pick one or two stories on random news sites throughout this great nation.  I'm going to read, digest, and dive directly into the maelstrom of the comments sections.  "We will be cruel to the [commenters], and through our cruelty they will know who we are." (Inglourious Basterds.  Yeah, I stole it.  Sue me.)  The reference to fighting Nazi's is somewhat appropriate, as you will soon see.  So, it started out with this news story:

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20067591-503544.html

When I hit the comments section, I found this:  you can find my replies to posters this time under "jkmedic18"

then came this

By this time, I was enjoying life...and a scotch.  These people hate fascist, liberal, Nazi scum.  They practically drove me to the bar and poured one in my mouth!

you get what I'm doing, America?  Its not about Palin, or conservative, or liberal- as many on here surmised.  Its about the people that follow these folks.  The blindly allegiant sheeple of the great United States of America.  The people who think you're anonymous when online.  The people that think you can assume an identity and say whatever you want on the internet, from the privacy of your armchair, without any consequences.  I'm sure my mother found that one ironic, if she read this.  But, the point remains.  From this day forward, I'm giving you two hours to completely dishearten me.  While I sit back, and contemplate my move.  See ya tomorrow, commentosphere.

Introduction To Destruction

About three hours ago, I sat down and read a news story on CBS.com (link below) about Sarah Palin and the bus tour she has undertaken across the country. Well, the early voting primary states and a few swing states. Anyway, the article was about how the press that is following Mrs. Palin was complaining about being treated like paparazzi. They were forced to follow her around and try to figure out where she would be next, feeling generally relegated to the back of the proverbial bus. I can agree to some extent. They were contacted by Mrs. Palin, informed that there would be a bus tour, and they were directed to her website. The website has a map, I'm told, of where the tour will go and when one clicks on the map they are asked to donate to Mrs. Palin's PAC.

I finished reading the article, and then it happened. I read too far. WAAAAAAAY too far. I had hit the ground at the "comments" area of the article. THAT is where this website begins. After about the third incarnation of a comment advocating the "purging" of our government of liberals, I decided after a thought-provoking cocktail, that it was my duty to call people out on the reprehensible, ignorant, and in some cases nonsensical blabbering that they post. Needless to say, this was not taken well by the mainly conservative commenters that had posted. Within hours I was accused of being liberal, being a journalist, hating babies with Downs Syndrome, and getting my news from SNL- ironic, since I was commenting on a story posted by CBS.

But, I'm putting my money where my mouth is. I'm going to call out the caller outers- I'm going to show the world what vile and disgusting comments are posted on these news forums. Not to be outdone, I will spend the next month picking one story every day and debating the people. That's right, you, America. I'm watching you now, and playtime is over.